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What do you get when you cross a duck call with a kazoo? The Wildly Noisy Wooden Thing!
To play this boisterous bauble, simply blow into it from either side, moving air over its resonator. This wooden "whistle" emits a not-quite-pleasing yet not-quite-annoying noise that's not exactly music but definitely makes a statement.
Use it to celebrate a special occasion or to amuse yourself—either way, you'll definitely use it to annoy any human or animal within earshot.
To play this boisterous bauble, simply blow into it from either side, moving air over its resonator. This wooden "whistle" emits a not-quite-pleasing yet not-quite-annoying noise that's not exactly music but definitely makes a statement.
Use it to celebrate a special occasion or to amuse yourself—either way, you'll definitely use it to annoy any human or animal within earshot.
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What do you get when you cross a duck call with a kazoo? The Wildly Noisy Wooden Thing!
To play this boisterous bauble, simply blow into it from either side, moving air over its resonator. This wooden "whistle" emits a not-quite-pleasing yet not-quite-annoying noise that's not exactly music but definitely makes a statement.
Use it to celebrate a special occasion or to amuse yourself—either way, you'll definitely use it to annoy any human or animal within earshot.
To play this boisterous bauble, simply blow into it from either side, moving air over its resonator. This wooden "whistle" emits a not-quite-pleasing yet not-quite-annoying noise that's not exactly music but definitely makes a statement.
Use it to celebrate a special occasion or to amuse yourself—either way, you'll definitely use it to annoy any human or animal within earshot.






















