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Mini UFO Cow Abduction Kit—
$12.99
The Story
We all have to run out for a gallon of milk sometimes, and I guess extraterrestrials are no different. The Mini UFO Cow Abduction Kit turns this classic urban legend into a tiny tableau to decorate your desk.
A little green man pilots the kit’s mini spaceship which has been outfitted with lights and sound effects to complete the sci-fi feel. Put your little cow out to pasture on the mound of fake fuzzy grass and move the UFO over it to snatch your bovine (using magnets instead of a tractor beam, of course). The UFO even reacts to a completed abduction with special sounds as you speed back to your galaxy.
When you’re done with your cosmic cattle rustling, use the clear plastic display stand to keep the flying saucer in permanent close encounter mode. It’s a funny piece of decor that reminds you that the truth is out there (in fact, it’s right on your desk).
A little green man pilots the kit’s mini spaceship which has been outfitted with lights and sound effects to complete the sci-fi feel. Put your little cow out to pasture on the mound of fake fuzzy grass and move the UFO over it to snatch your bovine (using magnets instead of a tractor beam, of course). The UFO even reacts to a completed abduction with special sounds as you speed back to your galaxy.
When you’re done with your cosmic cattle rustling, use the clear plastic display stand to keep the flying saucer in permanent close encounter mode. It’s a funny piece of decor that reminds you that the truth is out there (in fact, it’s right on your desk).
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Description
We all have to run out for a gallon of milk sometimes, and I guess extraterrestrials are no different. The Mini UFO Cow Abduction Kit turns this classic urban legend into a tiny tableau to decorate your desk.
A little green man pilots the kit’s mini spaceship which has been outfitted with lights and sound effects to complete the sci-fi feel. Put your little cow out to pasture on the mound of fake fuzzy grass and move the UFO over it to snatch your bovine (using magnets instead of a tractor beam, of course). The UFO even reacts to a completed abduction with special sounds as you speed back to your galaxy.
When you’re done with your cosmic cattle rustling, use the clear plastic display stand to keep the flying saucer in permanent close encounter mode. It’s a funny piece of decor that reminds you that the truth is out there (in fact, it’s right on your desk).
A little green man pilots the kit’s mini spaceship which has been outfitted with lights and sound effects to complete the sci-fi feel. Put your little cow out to pasture on the mound of fake fuzzy grass and move the UFO over it to snatch your bovine (using magnets instead of a tractor beam, of course). The UFO even reacts to a completed abduction with special sounds as you speed back to your galaxy.
When you’re done with your cosmic cattle rustling, use the clear plastic display stand to keep the flying saucer in permanent close encounter mode. It’s a funny piece of decor that reminds you that the truth is out there (in fact, it’s right on your desk).
