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When your prank skirmish escalates to a prank war, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.
Its pungent odor will turn any territory into no-man's land for about half an hour. Each pump aerosol unit emits a spray featuring the stench of the most horrifying and dreadful human waste imaginable. A meager whiff is powerful enough to stop you dead in your tracks.
The stench of Liquid Ass is most aptly compared to that of the essence of a mayonnaise factory waste room where someone dipped bone char into crude oil and let a cat fart on it.
Liquid Ass smells so horrific it's hard to believe it's non-toxic. Made in the USA!
Its pungent odor will turn any territory into no-man's land for about half an hour. Each pump aerosol unit emits a spray featuring the stench of the most horrifying and dreadful human waste imaginable. A meager whiff is powerful enough to stop you dead in your tracks.
The stench of Liquid Ass is most aptly compared to that of the essence of a mayonnaise factory waste room where someone dipped bone char into crude oil and let a cat fart on it.
Liquid Ass smells so horrific it's hard to believe it's non-toxic. Made in the USA!
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
When your prank skirmish escalates to a prank war, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.
Its pungent odor will turn any territory into no-man's land for about half an hour. Each pump aerosol unit emits a spray featuring the stench of the most horrifying and dreadful human waste imaginable. A meager whiff is powerful enough to stop you dead in your tracks.
The stench of Liquid Ass is most aptly compared to that of the essence of a mayonnaise factory waste room where someone dipped bone char into crude oil and let a cat fart on it.
Liquid Ass smells so horrific it's hard to believe it's non-toxic. Made in the USA!
Its pungent odor will turn any territory into no-man's land for about half an hour. Each pump aerosol unit emits a spray featuring the stench of the most horrifying and dreadful human waste imaginable. A meager whiff is powerful enough to stop you dead in your tracks.
The stench of Liquid Ass is most aptly compared to that of the essence of a mayonnaise factory waste room where someone dipped bone char into crude oil and let a cat fart on it.
Liquid Ass smells so horrific it's hard to believe it's non-toxic. Made in the USA!
