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Borrow My Pen?—
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The Story
Like the free pens cluttering your junk drawer, Borrow My Pen? pens advertise a local business. But unlike ordinary free pens, each Borrow My Pen? promotes a hilariously offensive establishment, from the “Last Hurrah Elderly Arcade” to “Undies-to-Go”. Each ballpoint from the set of eight features a uniquely subversive slogan.
The next time someone wants you to lend them a pen, slip them a Borrow My Pen? and revel in their reaction. And should you loan one out to a friend who thinks a novelty pen promoting “Stuffed with Love Taxidermy” is in bad taste, you should remind them that pens are for writing, not chewing on.
The next time someone wants you to lend them a pen, slip them a Borrow My Pen? and revel in their reaction. And should you loan one out to a friend who thinks a novelty pen promoting “Stuffed with Love Taxidermy” is in bad taste, you should remind them that pens are for writing, not chewing on.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Like the free pens cluttering your junk drawer, Borrow My Pen? pens advertise a local business. But unlike ordinary free pens, each Borrow My Pen? promotes a hilariously offensive establishment, from the “Last Hurrah Elderly Arcade” to “Undies-to-Go”. Each ballpoint from the set of eight features a uniquely subversive slogan.
The next time someone wants you to lend them a pen, slip them a Borrow My Pen? and revel in their reaction. And should you loan one out to a friend who thinks a novelty pen promoting “Stuffed with Love Taxidermy” is in bad taste, you should remind them that pens are for writing, not chewing on.
The next time someone wants you to lend them a pen, slip them a Borrow My Pen? and revel in their reaction. And should you loan one out to a friend who thinks a novelty pen promoting “Stuffed with Love Taxidermy” is in bad taste, you should remind them that pens are for writing, not chewing on.
