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$3.32The Story
The Bookie Cushion is here to make sure story time never goes out without a bang. Or a toot.
This rubber bookmark is shaped exactly like a miniature hilarious whoopee cushion, and it functions like one too. Give it a squeeze and it will reward you with a grossly satisfying, 100% authentic fart sound that no amount of "shushing" can undo. It’s flexible enough to slide into any book, durable enough to survive any backpack, and obnoxious enough to get confiscated by any substitute teacher.
Equal parts literary and lowbrow, the Bookie Cushion is the gift nobody knew they needed and nobody will stop talking about.
This rubber bookmark is shaped exactly like a miniature hilarious whoopee cushion, and it functions like one too. Give it a squeeze and it will reward you with a grossly satisfying, 100% authentic fart sound that no amount of "shushing" can undo. It’s flexible enough to slide into any book, durable enough to survive any backpack, and obnoxious enough to get confiscated by any substitute teacher.
Equal parts literary and lowbrow, the Bookie Cushion is the gift nobody knew they needed and nobody will stop talking about.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
The Bookie Cushion is here to make sure story time never goes out without a bang. Or a toot.
This rubber bookmark is shaped exactly like a miniature hilarious whoopee cushion, and it functions like one too. Give it a squeeze and it will reward you with a grossly satisfying, 100% authentic fart sound that no amount of "shushing" can undo. It’s flexible enough to slide into any book, durable enough to survive any backpack, and obnoxious enough to get confiscated by any substitute teacher.
Equal parts literary and lowbrow, the Bookie Cushion is the gift nobody knew they needed and nobody will stop talking about.
This rubber bookmark is shaped exactly like a miniature hilarious whoopee cushion, and it functions like one too. Give it a squeeze and it will reward you with a grossly satisfying, 100% authentic fart sound that no amount of "shushing" can undo. It’s flexible enough to slide into any book, durable enough to survive any backpack, and obnoxious enough to get confiscated by any substitute teacher.
Equal parts literary and lowbrow, the Bookie Cushion is the gift nobody knew they needed and nobody will stop talking about.
